Hit My Ass

by ZVMGames
1.0.1 - Jan 7, 2016

RPS meets cheeky thrills: Rock, paper, scissors and ass slaps

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About Hit My Ass

Hit My Ass: A Unique Twist on Rock, Paper, Scissors

Rock, paper, scissors—a classic game that has entertained people of all ages for generations. But what if there was a peculiar version that added an unexpected twist? Introducing "Hit My Ass," a game that takes the stakes to a whole new level.

In Hit My Ass, the rules remain similar to the traditional rock, paper, scissors, but with one significant difference: the loser faces a rather unconventional consequence—a hit on their posterior. But this isn't just any hit; it's a precise strike using the fingertips, right in the middle of your backside. To add a dash of excitement, the strength of the hit is determined through a mini-game that participants must engage in.

The mechanics of Hit My Ass are simple. Just like in the original game, players must choose between rock, paper, or scissors. However, instead of competing against another human player, you'll face off against an AI-controlled opponent, who will randomly select one of the three options. Interestingly, the AI's choices tend to favor the human player more often than not, adding a glimmer of hope amidst the cheeky circumstances.

While the concept of Hit My Ass may sound intriguing, it's important to note that the game itself lacks depth in terms of entertainment value. Unlike traditional rock, paper, scissors, there are no skill-based elements involved, not even in the art of posterior hitting. The outcome of each game solely depends on chance, making it a purely luck-based endeavor.

Whether Hit My Ass will become a popular pastime remains to be seen. Its quirky nature and unique twist on a beloved classic might appeal to some seeking a lighthearted and unpredictable experience. Nevertheless, it's undeniable that this unconventional rendition brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "taking one for the team."

So, if you're up for an amusing diversion where luck reigns supreme and a gentle tap on the derriere awaits the unlucky, give Hit My Ass a try. Just remember to approach it with a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the unexpected

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    xnxx.hitmyass

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    Android 4+ (Ice Cream Sandwich SDK 14)

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